Today's funny:
Late for work this morning, and pulling out of driveway realize that I am way past E.
I think, I can make it!
Can't be any later than I am today, have trainings all morning.
Note to self, will get gas as soon as I leave work today.
5pm, turn engine, notice it took a bit to get started.
Pulled up to a stop sign, car feeling weird.
Pulled up to stoplight with gas station right across the street.
Car dies right there at light!
Had to tell drivers behind me that I couldn't move my car across intersection to fill gas can.
Sorry, you have to go around me.
Listen to various honking as I walked across street.
Filling gas can, I twitch, gas spills all over me and ground.
Screw on cover, walk back as if nothing is wrong.
Fill tank with what little I had.
Drove to gas station to fill up rest of tank.
Filling up tank, thought it was full.
Pulled hose out as it is still gushing out.....
all over me.
Drove home stinking of gas.
Oh the high.
:)